A series - idea for a book, bit of fun - only got a few letters but it's something to work towards. The opening: Dear Reader, As a child...

Last night my phone was stolen. On a date. Fucking brilliant. The scene in my shower this morning was comically tragic: Pocketful of...

A Lone Man and a Lame Fox meet one November night. The Lone Man longs at his limestone porch as the Lame Fox limps in advantage of the...